Showing posts with label devious babies. Show all posts
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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Recipe: Whole Wheat Cinnamon Rolls That Don't Suck

If you know me - or have spent any time reading my blog, you know I'm not a health nut. Still, I do like to "health up" recipes my kids will eat, and one way I do that is by replacing some or all of the unbleached flour in recipes with whole wheat.

Substituting whole wheat for white flour is, at times, problematic in that it tends to produce drier, tougher finished products.

For this cinnamon roll recipe, I alleviated the dryness by adding grated apple to the recipe, making the dough less "thirsty," and providing a moist, dense finished roll. The recipe also relies on a bit more oil to keep it moist.

My two favorite baking assistants, Curlytop (age 5) and Snugglebug (age 4) helped.
Snugglebug, "on a roll."


Whole Wheat Cinnamon Rolls That Don't Suck

1 1/4 c. warm water (“baby bath water” warm - not too hot, or you'll kill the yeast)
1 1/2 T. dry yeast
1/4 c. oil
1 heaping cup grated apples (about 2 medium), packed

6 c. whole wheat flour
1 T. salt
1/4 c. evaporated cane juice crystals or vegan sugar

1 T. oil

2 to 4 T. vegan stick margarine, softened

1/4 c. evaporated cane juice crystals or vegan sugar
1 t. ground cinnamon

Glaze:

Blend until smooth or desired consistency:

2 to 3 c. vegan powdered sugar
2 to 3 T. vanilla soy milk
Add more powdered sugar or soy milk if necessary.


Directions for rolls:

Preheat oven to 375 degress.

In a small bowl, sprinkle yeast over water and allow to dissolve.

Add oil and grated apples, mix thoroughly.

In a large bowl, combine and mix flour, salt and sugar. Make a “well” in the middle of the dry mixture, then add liquid mixture. Stir liquid into flour until it’s too stiff to stir with a spoon, then oil your hands and knead the dough.


Add a little more flour or water if necessary to achieve desired consistency. Dough should be slightly sticky, but not totally clinging to hands or bowl. When dough forms easily into a ball, remove from bowl, put a tablespoon of oil into the bottom of the bowl, and roll the ball of dough in the oil to coat it.


Allow to rise until doubled in size – about an hour.

Punch the dough down, divide in half and roll out on a floured board into two large rectangles – about 15” x 9”.

Spread a layer of softened margarine over each rectangle.


Mix sugar and cinnamon, then sprinkle over buttered rectangles.

Starting at the wide end, roll the dough tightly into a long roll.


Slice each roll, using a serrated knife, into 12 sections. Place the sections, cut sides creating the tops and bottoms, into oiled muffin tins and let rise for about 20 minutes.

Bake until edges begin to brown, about 20 to 30 minutes.

Top with glaze while warm.



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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

A Girl and Her Dog... Meat?


In our house, the source of meat is no secret. Mighty, mighty hunter that he is, Mr. Wright is very forthcoming with the kids about what they're eating. Plus, our kids visited the Angus in our freezer, back when it still walked the pastures of Bullet Bob, our friend and proprietor of Gyurkovics Ranch and Wedding Chapel. Bullet Bob married me and Mr. Wright (to each other, of course).

Snugglebug and Curlytop describe meat by the animal it came from. "Daddy, I want some cow," or "I want more deer, please." It's enough to turn a vegan mama's stomach. I used to wonder how the girls would respond when we got to the point in our Native American heritage studies where we discussed whale hunting, but now I just worry about how I will explain it without crying.

Curlytop's speech therapy has paid off in a huge way. We're so proud of her! She's speaking in complete sentences and using vivid, active words to describe what she sees and feels. There are still a few phrases she gets mixed up on, like instead of saying, "I want to show you something," she says, "I want you to show me something." We continue to work hard every day.

This morning, as Mr. Wright cut up a roast to put in the crock pot, Curlytop stood on her toes to see over the counter and asked a question. I was sure I'd either heard her wrong or she had some words confused, so I asked her to repeat herself.

Sure enough, she said again, "Daddy, is that meat of puppies?"

"No, Sweetie. It's cow."

"Oh. Not puppies? I want some cow!"

"Okay, but we have to cook it first, alright?"

Curlytop shrugged. "O...kay," she pouted. Mommy's little barbarian.

I got Curlytop off to school and pulled Snugglebug into my lap while I fired up my computer. When chaotic mornings allow, I find I actually like working with her sitting between my arms while I type. "Mom, I love you," she said as she got comfortable. Awwww... those heartstrings pull to the point of breaking, sometimes!

I should have known she was just buttering me up because she wanted something.

Snugglebug pulled off both of her socks and turned herself so she could put her feet in my face. "I want piggies," she said. Please understand, in my world, This Little Piggy goes a little differently than some of you may remember:

This little piggy went to the farmers' market;
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy ate tofu (not "toe food");
This little piggy had naan.
And this little piggy cried, "Wee, wee, weeeee..."
All the way home.

As the girls have grown up a bit, I've begun letting them choose their own piggy adventures. I start the story for each piggy, and let the girls finish. Today's piggies went like this, with my part in italics, and Snugglebug's in bold:

This little piggy went to... the new house!
This little piggy stayed... at the new house!
This little piggy ate... PUPPIES!
This little piggy had... PUPPIES!
And this little piggy cried, "Wee, wee, weeeee..."
All the way home.

Was there a butcher's special on puppy meat? Should I be concerned that piggies are having puppies? Our dogs are beginning to look a little nervous, and Kobi just asked me to double-check his AKC lineage.


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